Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken.
You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly. Where to find n00bs On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies.
Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.
Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific. Behavior of noobs Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at.
Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard. It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other.
These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs. Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority. Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob bad vs. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.
Noob Religion Noobs follow a variation of the sometimes religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures.
They often call themselves , which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising , which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.
More about noob habitats Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them.
Leet speak soon spread well beyond its hacker origins. For better or worse the hardcore gamer community adopted it and noob or n00b soon became a popular insult in games like Counter Strike. The Urban Dictionary entry by Slyke The Phoxenix does a great job of delineating the difference between a newb and a noob. What it basically boils down to is that newbs are new to something, but willing to learn, whereas n00bs are new or really bad at something, but seemingly uninterested in learning, and often act disrespectfully.
By the term n00b was popular enough that the Global Language Monitor was suggesting it might be the millionth word to enter the English language. However, the name has nothing to do with the term noob. Searches for noob peaked in , but it seems to have replaced newbie to a large extent. The derivative n00b has been steadily declining in popularity, along with the rest of leet speak, since Connect with us. Sign up. Term of the Day. Best of Techopedia weekly. News and Special Offers occasional.
Techopedia Explains Noob. What Does Noob Mean? Techopedia Explains Noob The term noob is commonly used to mock other gamers using in-game chat. Synonyms Newbie. Share this Term.
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